Step 2: Free Guy
Medium coffee?
Who put a flavor grenade in my mouth?
Pull the pin!
Woo!
In a summer of sequels, prequels, and remakes
He's turning heads by being the good guy.
We love you, blue shirt guy!
He's ruining the game! Drop in Dude now!
Dares to be original.
Catchphrase
Catchphrase?
I haven't had time to think one up yet,
although catchphrase as a catchphrase, is a pretty cool catchphrase.
Free guy
He's just like you, but way better.